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Nevertheless, this guy made a cheeky comment that impressed Savannah. We have to give it to him: Is this guy on drugs? Someone needs to teach him how to talk to women and he definitely needs to work on his Tinder pick-up lines.

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If they are happy just hooking up, then good for them but our guess is that sex Hattiesburg 12x9 inches are out of the equation. Mady or should we call her May? Even if it was a bit forward we are talking about D here…she embraced it and went with it. This man of few words was able to convince this young woman with only a few emojis to have sex.

Of course, we never know if the deed ever happened but his forwardness lined artwork sure were enough to make Nicole happy. Who knew being so crude could be so rewarding? Not sure if Ashleigh thought this was funny or not.

We really wish we could find out if she ever answered him or never bothered to answer his cheeky and sexual pick-up line. At least one of them published it txt so the whole world could see it. Sly, boy, very sly.

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We congratulate this guy for his imaginative and holiday-inspired Tinder pick-up line. Did the other person think it was cunning? We totally fell for this genius pick-up line and it totally impressed Delaney. Personally, we would have probably chosen to press 1 but his crude joke worked so what do we know about courtship and love?

Suave, polite and direct, we give this guy a solid 9.

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Some people are really straight-forward. Why watch porn on your computer or television if you can watch some live action film in your mirror?

Not sure this Tinder pick-up line would work with us but Vennie was quite impressed. This guy sure loves lists. We hope they are eating cereal, banging shampoo bottles and tapping kegs.

At least he knows how a solar eclipse works… kind of? This half hilarious, half awkward but very dirty pickup line made our Karli laugh. But, the real question is, after her cryptic response, was this ice breaker enough to impress her?

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Cheesy but also hilarious, this short conversation hopefully made Alexa smirk a little. Some guys are really good at making puns with the name of the girls they match.

A little daring, a little bit ridiculous, this pickup line might actually get him laid. All we can think about is how long it took him to come up with his one liner.

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Gender fluidity has become a hot topic, especially with younger generations and should not be something one jokes about, especially to someone you potentially want to date. You see all vor of things on dating apps!

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